10 Signs You Just Might Be a Farmer…..

• When the owner’s manual you’re referencing starts off with “when pulling by horse or tractor”
• When “picking rocks” is a normal activity
• When the idea of making something versus buying it crosses your mind on everything
• When you find yourself laughing when the weatherman warns to stay inside
• When you wear your ‘work clothes’ out until they literally blow off of you like a dandelion
• When duct tape is the first thing you reach for to sew a hole in your jeans (or that you actually think of sewing jeans)
• When someone points out how loud your ass is and you’re not offended
• When you decide to stop mowing your lawn and just let the goats graze
• When it’s 98 degrees out and you’re splitting wood for winter
• When spraying your ass with fly spray is  daily occurrence